Singtel Blog Competition, dated 28 March 2004



Apparently if you only fcuk models you are called a MODELISER.



How cool is that?



"Hi, I'm Xiaxue, and I'm a modelizer."



But it sounds wrong.



See if you only fcuk dead people you are called a necrophile.



If you fcuk only children you are a paedophile.



So if you only do models, you are possibly called a modelphile, right?



I'm a elfiliser, I've been fantasizing about shagging Legolas on a nice viney bed for a long time already. Hey wait I wouldn't do Elrond, so I'm a legolasiliser.



How cool is that?!



Since you people are so in love with me, you peeps are possibly bloggerilisers right?!

(ie people who only fcuk bloggers)