Mid Autumn thoughts

Hou Yi: Hmmm, feel like having sex tonight...

Hou Yi: Really feel like it, I didn't have some for a long time already...

Hou Yi: CHAO CHE*BY*! I forgot the bitch has flown to the moon! Ta ma de, it's so far away, she think lim lao peh dick long enough to reach the moon meh?!

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Meanwhile, on the faraway moon...

Chang E: Come bunny bunny, would you like some peanut butter? Come here bunny, dammit! It's only you and me on this damn moon, you might as well make me happy!

Chang E: Fine! Go forlick around that damn moon dune again! Fucking rabbit.