Phone sex

(This crude entry is not written by me.)



In utmost evilness, Xiaxue bought a new 8910 from an ah beng shop in Clementi, which she traded in for with her S200. The s200 has a history of being dropped into the toilet bowl, and is now water-logged and its buttons only semi-pressable. Clearly, fungi has taken to growing on the s200's motherboard. It is ... now no longer possible to salvage.



The Ah Beng dealing with the phones, despite his self-acclaimed experience in the phone business, did not notice that the * button is not working, and took in the S200 for $130 and immediately placed it for sale.



Xiaxue bought her 8910 at $200 and paid $70 in total.



Xiaxue would like to warn her readers not to buy a certain red S200 in an Ah Beng handphone shop in Clementi, to reduce a little of the bad karma she is bound to get for her evil deed.



Let's stop talking about the S200. It is no longer part of Xiaxue's life!

The Proud 8910



The 8910 is a very self-confident indeed ...









It mumbles to itself dreamily ...





BUT! Unbeknownst to the 8910, Xiaxue's other phone, the much newer E700A, is sitting nearby, laughing at it!









The 8910 felt confused, and spoke:

















The 8910 got ANGRY!!!!!



In an unexpected twist, he popped up,





... and overpowered the female E700A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!







ARE YOU 21?





IF NOT, THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS VIOLENCE, NUDITY AND SEXUAL ELEMENTS, SO WATCH ON ANYWAY!





ROARRRRRRRRRRRRrrrr!!!!!!!!!







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ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!







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After 10 minutes...











The 8910 smiled and ... suddenly, he became shorter.









Always remember! There is no good ending to offending an 8910.



*Author's note: Spelling error, it's "obsolete".



Oh yeah and also...





*Updated!