Super a lot of photos before I go...

BAH! It is now 1.28am! My flight tomorrow is at 255pm, and I have decided not to sleep till then and jio-ed Kelvin they all to play overnight MJ with me! (So that I will be tired and sleep on the plane, dum dum.)

However, at this point in time I have not finished blogging (obviously) and I still need to pack! Wah lan eh.

Kelvin will kill me, so here are the photos, hurriedly captioned.

Zouk Mambo Night

See, Kelvin is really red with anger.


With new-found friend Qing


Girls!


Kel and Ann


Qing + me


Tim is so act cute lor!

Hair extensions horror

I woke up one day and decided I shall take off my hair extensions myself, because I cannot trust the hair extension people to not tug off all my hair for me and still pay them $30.

So I took a pair of pilers, and begun.

It wasn't very easy. The extensions are looped into this metal round ring, and a strand of your original hair will also be looped in.

Then the metal ring is fastened by using a pair of pilers to KIAP it damn flat.

To take it out, you have to kiap it the reverse way, so that the metal ring now becomes a diamond shape, get it?

I started on the horrific task, which took me a grand total of 2.5 hours. Qihua told me she did the same thing as me, and took 4 hours lor.

Anyway, be scared:

This is the amount of REAL HAIR that I drop when I take each strand of extension out. It means thatI almost lost half of the original bunch of hair that is fastened with the extensions... :(

And it is tangled SOOOOOO bad.

Check out the tangles... It's fucking freaky.


1/3 done, 2/3 to go.

Amazingly enough, after two months of washing and dyeing the extensions are still in a totally mint condition!

However...

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This is the amount of hair I dropped. Real hair.

Granted, most of them are hairs that fell during the 2 months, but why does my hair feel so thin now??!

Such nice hair, if only they really grew from my head.

How can anyone put that amount of hair onto their head and yet feel it's a normal amount? It's so weird...

Anyway, I would say I lost a grand total of maybe 20-25% of my hair. It's damn thin now, and I didn't even fucking cut the extensions part or anything!

So if you don't have enough hair to lose in the first place, best not go put it.

Eyelash extensions are good though!

If you take care of them, it won't cause your eyelashes to fall... I went to do coz I am going to meet Mike already! Hehehe...

I did it at Carragheen at $60! 68849924, if you want to get it too. It's called the Princess wild lashes or something. Look for Cherlyn!




Chio!


With makeup. :D

Dragonboating!

Went with Wanyi to support Weili and his team... =D

It was raining can... so stupid!

Smack you with the paddle



Act shuai!!!


Haha...


Weili is freaked out by the crowd...


See? Sooooo many people!

After that we met Shuyin... She took a long time to come lor, and when she came she had a gift for me!!!!!

Apparently, a few weeks ago, I wanted to buy a pink satin nightie in La Senza, and didn't in the end coz it didn't fit. I intended to, ahem, wear the nightie as a dress. Muahaha! Slut.

So, Wanyi took like 2 years to choose her bra, and I started measuring everyone's here and there (inclusive of how long people's noses are). Was just playing around, but the Teo lala went to remember my measurements!

AND AMAZINGLY ENOUGH SHE MADE A DRESS FOR ME!!! With a sewing machine!!!!!

IN PINK SATIN AND NICER THAN LA SENZA'S!!!!!

Woohoo!!!!! Very gan dong, want to cry!


Weili also likes it...


A Versace in our midst, and we didn't even notice.

So, in order to bao da Shuyin, I wore it within the next 2 hours. To....

Ferrari Party @ St James!

My ultimate dream is to hop from one ferrari to another, but I did not do that that night coz I didn't want to split Shuyin's dress.

I had to wear a halter neck inside though - the neh neh part is WAYYYYYYY too low! Apparently, inside Shuyin's mind I am that slutty. Muahahaha! She said she will alter for me again... *xin fu smile*

With my Rozzie


Girls Out Loud!

Surprise surprise! This is the director whose appendix ruptured. Gillian is so young and so talented ok! And pretty somemore. I almost cannot take it already.

With Joey, Rozz's boyfriend



Electrico's Amanda Ling and her bf!

He looks like Fiona Xie in the second photo, I swear. Nobody else I asked agrees.

The back of Shuyin's dress. Chio!


I also want to put one Ferrari at the back of my name.
Wendy Cheng Ferrari.


Joey and Ian Loon


Someone force-fed me like 1/3 of a shot, and I turned this red.


The horse appears to be female.


Were in the Bellini room


My dress, one and only in the world tailor-fitted!

Girls Out Loud in After Hours

Guess whose ass?


Max Loong!

Rozz is cameo-ing in After Hours, this new drama featuring Max, Utt, Joanne Peh and Linda Liao...

Boys put make up too


Rozz as a dream therapist. :D

Finally...

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Halloween party at Zouk!

With Shuyin and Wanyi....
Shuyin is an insect-infested gothic looking thing while Wanyi is supposed to be a student.

Me, I just wore this dress I bought as last year's Halloween scraps at $10.
It's disgustingly pointless.

When people ask me what I came as I said I came as Xiaxue.


They not scared towel drop meh?!


"What are you?" "I am a char siew bao."


Ju-on and common English lady ghost.


This Geisha needs an arm wax


Lego man


My fave!

This lady was dressed as a clam and she opened and closed her shells. LOL



$50 City Plaza boots


Shuyin! Look out!



Must be super hot in there!


Oh god the chest hair. SY likes it.


Jason freaked Shuyin out!
He took out his mask and inside was like Freddy's face! Totally unexpected haha


Your boyfriend


Wanyi kept making that face the whole night




Now this guy is truely the freakiest of the night.
Your boyfriend.


I just need some horns and maybe 20 cm to fit into their group.


Your boyfriend


Wanyi's and Shuyin's legs


Woohoo


I can see the girl's face and it's freaking me out!


Hehe... Your boyfriend


I changed my mind about the clam. This is my fave!

Put 3 of them together! PONG! Then one more! Kong!!!!!!!


Your boyfriends


Wanyi is so shocked, she forgot to appear ghostly.


My bodyguards.


Chinese ghosts!


I thought you boys might like this


Hermione? Is that you?!


Swat team vs Hongkong police force!


Hehe kena aimed


Kelvin, Vyasa, and Vyasa' friend!

Stupid Kelvin keep that expression the whole night also. It's damn ugly.


Ann looks good in the devil outfit!


Martin is smoking at the ears.
That's right, his ears is where a normal mouth is.


With a pretty Wonder Woman.


Stop fighting you naughty jedis!


I keep looking at that nose. Fake?

Ok! That's it for Halloween photos!

I am sorry I am so late, I might as well have left it till next year to post. Hope it is still slightly interesting lar hor.

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Busy busy!

Sorry for the lack of blogging, I have been quite busy, and today, we had filming at 730am at CENTURY SQUARE! Siao one.

I'm flying on the 13th, so I will surely blog about all my pictures before I leave, promise! Like 3,000 of them.

Before I go I have to go wax all my undesirable hairs, etc etc.

Eh, a small video we took during Girls Out Loud's shoot:



It's filmed by Rozz so pardon the bad camerawork, the show obviously looks way more professional, haha

Actually, it appears that some footage of the show has leaked out to youtube, so you can go see it here if you want to. Bah, I know I can't pole dance.

MIKEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYY!!!!!! I will try to improve for you, I will!

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Am usurped; used to be hottest

After filming with Rozz today, we (inclusive of half the crew) ate at Anchorpoint. Rozz went to get some money out of the atm, and came back, throwing a postcard at my chest.

"Nah, take," she said.

I was totally nonplussed till I saw my name there.

Excuse me, DO NOT BOH DAI BOH CHI LIKE THAT INVOLVE ME CAN OR NOT?!

The only similarity Dawn and I have is that we both got noticed through our blogs, and whatever happens after that to her is her business and none of mine can?!

I am a full-time blogger, she is doing whatever she is doing - DIFFERENT.

The more I thought of it the more pissed I got.

I mean, what the fuck do they mean by HOTTEST BLOGGER?

NO PROOF DON'T KAI KOU BI KOU HOTTEST HOTTEST HOR!

Where did they get that stupid piece of information from, besides from that old Kubye (mix of cb and kkb) Jean Marie Tan's newpaper article?!

And what do they mean by Dawn USURPED ME?! Machiam the "hottest blogger" position is some throne people actually care about.

AND WAS I EVEN THE HOTTEST BLOGGER BEFORE?!

If yes, how come I didn't know about it?

And if no, then how can she usurp me?

Once and for all, stop calling Dawn the hottest blogger, because...

There you go, the stupid, worthless website which Jean Marie Tan deduced the information from that Dawn is the "hottest blogger". (God, I roll my eyes everytime I type that ridiculous phrase, and it's hurting my eyeballs)

If you must insist that such a dodgy website with a grand total of 169 votes is enough to determine, among 55 million bloggers mind you, which is the *roll eyes* hottest, then fine....

Dawn was the hottest.

And the keyword is WAS, because she is OCTOBER'S hottest, not the current hottest, is she now?

The hottest is me and nobody can fight that, because I stay in a bloody 3-room Teban Gardens flat with no aircon, and have super long and thick hair extensions and cotton pjs.

I imagine Dawn is possibly in some exotic country now in a silk nightie, her aircon working and available, her non-existant fats not sweating even one bit (stop the masturbating, PLEASE).

And also, people, if you want to believe in rankings, believe only Technorati, and not some stupid site likely set up by some bored Sammy boy.

Thank you very much, I am very proud of myself too.

And...

...

Fine, I'd give her the benefit of doubt:


Kwa kwa

Do you sincerely believe that my readers won't let me win a MERE 169 votes? It's just that I cannot be bothered to link such dumb sites obviously set up for the benefit of advertisements.

It seems apparent to me that this Hua Yu Cool! people tried to write a description of what Dawn was actually famous for, decided it is rude/inappropriate, and thus wrote whatever stupid untrue thing they wrote.

I am sorry Dawn. I really like you as a person, but I will not allow such libel of me to be lying around. In fact, I might just consider some litigious actions, hmmm...

Nothing against you Dawn, I think you possibly didn't provide that stupid description of yourself and never asked to be called the hottest blogger.

But hey, I have my own TV show!


It's called Girls Out Loud

Very exciting isn't it? I've been silently working on this project since like 1 year ago, and was warned and warned not to tell anyone about it. Until now!

In between there were many issues - concept needs approval, was changed, then the director appendix rupture on flight to Japan, almost died etc - thats why it took so long.

I'd tell you guys more details when I get photos from my producer!

p/s: Dawn was considered for role of co-host but Rozz got it.

p/p/s:

Me with my bra.

p/p/p/s: I am gonna use the tv show thing very heavily from now on, replacing the PSLE being 269 fact. For example:

"You are very ugly!"

"Yeah, but I have my own tv show, do you?!"

Or

"You are 22 and you don't have a real proper job!"

"I do have my own tv show though!"

Or

"Hey Wendy, are you hungry?"

"No, I have my own tv show."

Or

"Who cares about a stupid Singapore TV show?!"

"Yeah! You heard about my tv show? I have my own tv show!"

You get the drift.

p/p/p/p/s: Will also put up Halloween pictures soon. they involve Macdonald's happy meal, a clam, and a char siew bao. I love eating those.

p/p/p/p/p/s: I have to stop this post scipt addiction. And also, don't insult Dawn on the comments, it's not her fault people are fucking stupid. You can congratulate me on my new tv show though. Which is fabulous.

Update: Yes it's 83rd, it doesn't make you very clever to point out a stupid mistake, so shut the fuck up already. You won't believe it, but I was 84h, and when I typed 84th my photoshop crashed, and I had to re-printscreen. Within that 2 seconds, I jumped to 83rd. And thus I still wrote "th". True story.

Also. My director really ruptured her appendix. She said it's pain beyond her imagination.

Also also. I am reallllllllly jealous of Dawn, which is why I wrote all this. It is, of course, totally not based on facts and research. Comments that use the boring attack of me being jealous will be deleted. Say something new, please! *yawn*

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