Ministers, burgers, and fresh air!

Some time ago, I was thinking to myself that I like double cheeseburgers and I don't like normal cheese burgers.So I thought - Why?I decided it is because the ratio of bread to patty is just way too much for a normal cheeseburger to taste good.With this thought, I voiced out loud to Shuyin (or it could be June, I cannot remember), "Why the thing that kiap the patty must be bread leh? Why cannot have patties kiap bread?" I asked, pointing to a burger photo.Shuyin gave me a look of forced patience, and mockingly said yeah hor, why she never think of it, or something to that effect. She also explained that THAT IS BECAUSE IF PATTY KIAP BREAD THEN ALL THE JUICES WILL FLOW OUT AND IT WILL BE VERY STICKY LAH, DUH!Now, we all know that Mos burger...

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I don't even want to talk about it.

You, and a bunch of friends, tell me that there are 18 planets altogether. You say you have proof that there are indeed 18, and when I tell you current scientific evidence points otherwise, you say that I have not studied the subject deep enough. "Did you even read the damn thick and cheam science book?" you ask. My answer is no.You ask me to join the official 18-planets-believers club. To join and be a member, I must go to your house everyday to gaze at the "planets" with your bunch of friends.I am to call myself a 18-er.I said I won't, because I don't really believe you. You try to show me, by reading me physics notes, and maybe, even positioning the telescope. Are those planets? Or are those normal stars? I don't know, and frankly speaking - I AM JUST NOT FUCKING INTERESTED.Again and again...

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Since no one create for me, I create myself lor

As you can see, I am a self-proclaimed celebrity. Ahem. From this moment onwards, I will no longer be a self-proclaimed one, because I now have the one thing which all celebrities have:Their very own biography page/fan site!How cool is that?Ok lah, I was damn boh liao so I did it for fun, copying Fann Wong's and Jolin Tsai's formats.Little did I know I have so much things to write. Go and create your own also, then you will be an instant celebrity!Have fun. CLIC...

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Club Momo, Mom Momo

I just got back from Club Momo with Kelvin, Ann and Kel's friends.... Sibeh tired. His friends are very cute, of one them kena engineering for Singapore Sewage for his internship, then his job is literally full of shit! WAHAHAHA! I am very amused.He say got this big tank, it is 2 metres high and full of "brown colour things lah" ("Huh, can see the shit and all that ah?!" "I don't know lah, I NEVER GO AND SEE!") and he wears a gas mark with a full body suit to work.Damn funny, where got people take engineering course then really so suay kena this kinda job one?! WHAAHHA...So anyway, those who know me a little better might be laughing at the CLUB MOMO thing. When I first found out that there was a club called Momo, I kept laughing my head off, coz Momo is what I call my mom!!Me: MOMO! I am...

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I don't want to sound rude, but...

Who are you to force me to take your advice and tell me how I should blog?There is no un-arrogant way to go about this, but I have to say it... I've been blogging since April 2003. I am the one winning several blogging awards, not you.I am not trying to be hao lian, I am only being honest here.Don't you think, trying to teach me the correct ways of blogging is akin to teaching dumbledore(excellent site for fans!) how to cast a spell?Not that I am as old, funny or intelligent as he is lah, but I will take Andrew Sullivan's advice on how to blog... I will take Maddox's. I will take Mrbrown's.But who are you?Anyone can give advice, yes, and I agree that sometimes ... pang guan zhe qing. I will of course listen to people telling me their opinions, or telling me what kinda of blog entries are...

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Sigh

Act chio June is going back to stupid Australia on Sunday! BA...

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I am happy!

Very happy! But I cannot tell you why. X) See my face? It is the happy-until-constipated look.WAHAHAHHA!! I am a shalala happy bird! So many good things are happening to me! Many many! Okok... I've also gotten many companies approach me recently and it means I will be RICH WOOHOO $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ A LOT OF $$$$$$$$I also started this private blog a few days ago, and I love writing in it. It is really sad that I have to mask everything here. My English is really lousy on the new blog, I don't give a shit about offending anyone, I can say all the vulgarities I want, and I don't even have to punctuate if I don't want to!Best is I can insult the world and nobody will scold me, yay!I read the site, and, having given the address to a few close friends, and they all agreed that it is so much better...

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I can go down, but I get up again, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BRING ME DOWN

Repeat title 10 times, complete with a mambo jigg!Warning: Super long blog entry with a blow-by-blow account of what happened! A big big thank you HUG FOR EVERYONE WHO TRIED TO HELP ME! I don't care if you skinny or fat, sweaty or clean, female or male! I hug everyone! MUACKS! I am sorry if I was unable to reply some of your kind emails, but I was overwhelmed with all that's happening, and the mails were simply too many to reply.To the people who say I have this coming, I would like to fart in your face! POOOT! Smelly not? I hope it is. I know it's really childish, but I cannot resist this. Stupid people are all around!Since what goes around comes around you say.........I must be a really nice person! I HAVE EXTREMELY GOOD KARMA! See what...

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I am back

Bigger, better, and stronger. The full story in a while, and meanwhile, I think the hacked blog deserves a domain name by itself. =) Thank you everyone, the hundreds who wrote such nice things to me. I love you ALL!!!...

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I do not think it is ok at all.

I don't know, but since when has it become OK to flash parts of your body around? It is right for the teenage girls reading blogs to think that flashing their breasts can bring them instant fame? Should breasts, the life-giving body parts that babies suckle life of out, be taken as a tools for attention whoring, for making lecherous men look at you?It is one thing for a young, and maybe naive girl to behave as if her body is a cheap attention grabbing tool. Maybe she has not experienced life enough, maybe she has not thought this through.But it is another for males surrounding the girl to wolf-whistle, to encourage her to take off more clothes!For what? For YOUR OWN FUCKING PLEASURE. For you want to wank to her breasts, you want that nice feeling when your own selfish penis hardens. So you...

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*sobs*

I can't blog... The whole magical world is mourning the death of a particular wizard. I cannot stand it. My eyes are swollen. I don't believe he is dead. He isn't. He'll come back, like stupid Gandalf. Rowlings cannot make him die, for her readers all die along with him. For 6 years! 6 years I've known him and ROWLINGS CANNOT JUST KILL HIM LIKE THAT! You'll see! In one year's time. You'll see I'm correct!!I suppose you please don't read the comments if you don't want spoilers. Meanwhile, I have to say the books is fabulous. Fuck it, I shall blog. No spoilers.I think book 6 is good, much better than 5! Harry Potter is no longer the moody, irritating prat he was in book 5. Although he is still rude at times, even to Dumbledore (which I totally disapprove of him being), he is not longer arrogant...

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REVIEWS ON YOUR MAXIM ARTICLE

Dawn Lee to meFrom: Dawn Lee To: xiaxue@gmail.comDate: Jul 15, 2005 10:04 AMSubject: REVIEWS ON YOUR MAXIM ARTICLEHi Xiaxue,I would love to hate you and I hate to love you.First of all, aren’t you glad that you’ve such a wonderful yet notorious medium to say crappy things that affect people’s life and degrade yourself in a way till a lot of women are beginning to hate you as a stranger? They bite you know. Aren’t you afraid that someone will come to you and wrap you in a gunny sack for a good bashing? You whore!Degrading other women doesn’t make you look somewhere near to glamorous. You are degrading yourself by degrading other people, in some way or another. Writers should portray writing etiquette but not misuse their rights to feed readers with inane remarks.Anyway, I am writing to you...

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Did anyone notice...

That T.T looks like a (un)smiley face that Durai might be making whenever you all talk about him?Everytime I see people discussing seriously on the topic and someone spells T.T I will laugh out loud.I know...Very bimbotic right?But oh well... Lighten up people! Maybe more of my views when I come back from Zouk tonight.And are you coming to the bloggercon this saturday? I'll be there. It's the first blogger conference ever in Singapore, so everyone who's a blogger or blog reader should come!Cheerio...

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We are so ugly

Shuyin and I are sick of people saying we are ugly. Once and for all, we do know we are indeed drop-dead gorgeous, but we shall pretend we don't know that and show everyone how ugly we can be.In order to properly convince you, the mission starts, at my place. (Pictures taken the same day Weili's face got REALLY oily)Isn't she beautiful? HA! Soon she wouldn't be!!A pink crayon eyeshadow later...And the artist adds colour:The results:..................GAH!!!Please don't tell her how she looks like........................GAH!!!If you noticed carefully, my nostrils have a black lining, and one eyebrow points up and the other points down.And the mouth: You wouldn't believe who drew it. Shuyin wanted to give me normal lips, but my mom came into...

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