Friday, August 27, 2004

Assumptions by Simpletons

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Thursday, August 26, 2004

Staying in Kallang Bahru/Hougang? Need $100?

Oh dear ...He really needs the sex you know ...Do you live in Hougang or Kallang Bahru? If you need the $100 desperately, why not shag him? Just a few minutes of your time, and it might even feel good ...WHAT? You are a guy? Never mind la, ask Lewis if he can accept your chaste ass. I'm sure he wouldn't mind.Be sure to use a condom!!! Dear Lewis, do not blame me! I was merely giving you more choices you see ...Careful of VD! Herpes is incurabl...

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Open contempt

BAH! This is getting serious. I had another dire warning from a friend that my blog would eventually cause me all my friends (who treasure privacy anyway), and there is too much truth in his statement to whistle and ignore, so this eventually caused me to lost whatever interest and inspiration I had to write a blog entry.Thus ends this blog entry.HA! Kidding la. But seriously speaking, I had absolutely nothing to blog about recently (nothing to do with the dire warning). Sure, plenty of people (not friends) made me angry, but I can't write about them because ... what are the chances that they would not read it? Slightly less than zero.So frustrating.Since I had nothing to blog about, I almost decided on making Eddy the Engineer meet another...

Saturday, August 21, 2004

Veggie Fun!

Hi! Let's guess what these pictures stand for!....Really to guess?It's a Bitchy Brinjal! Ok, NEXT!What's this? Which veggie has holes in its stems? It's a Kinky Kangkong!Those are eyes on it ... And it's slightly more worried than it should rightly be ...Pessimistic? Nope.It's a Paranoid Potato!NEXT! Bet you didn't get any correct you dum dum!Ok this is kinda tougher. It's a kind of bean, I can tell you that.It's a Frustrated French Bean!!p/s: The context of the words are not really important.It's a Mumbling Mushroom!Yes it's spinach. It's a Severed Spinach!You cannot stand it already is it? Ok, last one:....This is a Lesbianic Lady's Finger.(Credits to nicks of Veggies: Weili, Wanyi, Meiyan and for the lady's finger, No. 1 Blogder Eternald)Am...

Wednesday, August 18, 2004

The versatile star cushion and BOM!

Hi everybody! My name is Chlamydia! I am the guest blogger for today and I am a green star* cushion!*Well not exactly star, you'll see.Look! I can become many shapes! Here's my default!I am a moon now! Yaay! Five more of my brothers and we can be the Singapore flag!What am I? That's correct! I'm an unripe banana!Voila! Kan wo qi shi er bian! See! I'm now the pichonkun droplet in Daikin's ads!I am now a pacman monster!!!!!!!!*****************Look! Xiaxue was at the Esplanade for the Singapore Fireworks Festival for the first concert with Birdy, Weili, Meiyan and Alvin (Meiyan and Alvin both Shuyin's and Weili's friends)!Her friends look pretty happy ...Birdy wants you to praise her sailormoon boots!Zhang Zheng Yue preparing for the concert...

Then, and then Now.

Ha!Avid readers will recall how last Christmas I was heavily flamed in the dumbass forums Hardwarezone and Sammyboy or something.My reaction? I cried. I did not understand why here I am, blogging my best and not harming anyone, and yet, some people are there saying I am a whore and laughing at my pictures.In fact, I even decided to close down my site.Today, with the Straits Times reporting about my website, there are more stupid/narrow-minded people than ever who read me, although the increase in traffic also includes many people who appreciate my site. (Note for self-assuming people: I did not say everyone who hates me is stupid, I said (some) stupid people hate me - it's different.)The forum-idiots are flaming me worse than ever! Here's one example, though this one is really quite mild....

Sunday, August 15, 2004

Rachel McAdams in The Notebook

Most of us would not want to watch a boring show like The Notebook; even I have to admit that the poster looked thoroughly unappealing.No wait, that looks pretty sensual actually. But who the hell wants to watch a strictly romantic flick (not romantic comedy, mind you.)?Wong the Lawyer had free tickets to watch a strictly no free tickets show, so we had a choice between The Notebook and Fahrenheit 9/11(What's the title anyway?), and we chose the former.It is the absolute best romance movie I have watched.Maybe I am biased, because I totally ADORE lead actress Rachel McAdams. I think she is the MOST (yes, most) pretty actress in Hollywood. Let's talk about her.Her bigger debut came from The Hot Chick, where her character was acted out by Rob...

Saturday, August 14, 2004

R21?

Warning: This part is for older blogders (blog readers), so if you came in from the Sunday Times, skip the following part (till the red dotted lines) and read the more exciting bits.And oh, I had a good hair day today too.So yeah.Yes, yes, I DO know that I am featured on the Straits Times, and I am duly elated by that.I look at this picture and I feel thankful I do not have cavitiesHowever, I remember the smaller mention in the first article saying I'm an anonymous scribbler? I blogged about how happy I was to be on the papers? I heard feedback saying that I am damn hao lian about that, so in order to refrain stupid people from making such assumptions, I kept quiet about the 2nd article regarding the Singaporean rebels.Now, because I chose...

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