Life's little mistakes

Before we start on this blog entry, I would like to say that i have a condition of blog spasms. When I feel like blogging, I feel compulsive urges to keep blogging and blogging and blogging until I breathe my last, and this kinda behaviour would go on for maybe a week.And then I stop to take a rest, after which I don't feel like blogging again because I somehow think I can't write as well as before. I can't blog anymore! Until something or someone pisses me off enough, and I am emotionally charged to rant again.Which explains the sudden droughts and floods of entries, actually. What is wrong with me??!Let's start on the proper blog:It's really sad to have a laughable name, don't you think? When I was a kid, I hated my name.I also hated the mole underneath my eye, but I shall not digress about...

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whowantstodrivemetozouk.com

That day, I was waiting outside Zouk for Eileen to come, and was standing like a whore along that lane beside the bus stop. Except without the sexy clothes and horny looks and what's not. Of course, normal people standing along roads do not feel that they are whores, but I did, because of the glittery people all walking past me, and not to mention the stupid guys in groups of three and fours in their oh-boring! shirts staring, not wanting to miss checking out every young chick they see. Tsk. YOU try standing along that lane to see if you feel like a whore. The flashy cars drove past in a hao lian manner, no doubt wanting to valet their powerful machines as slowly as possible so that all the girls can take their time to memorise their car plates...

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I hate such people!!!

Blogder Lynn told me that someone was using my photos in Friendster - someone by the ridiculous name of Philamae. What, she thinks she is living in Tokkien's times and she would have rhymed with Boromir? WHAT THE? She also likes watching the "Amzing Race". AMZING RACE!! AM ZING! AM ZING RACE KFC BURGER with that extra ZING like you want it!!! ENOUGH OF THE CORNY JOKES!!!! Naturally, I reported her to Friendster police. Here's what her profile looked like before it is gone: I also wrote a reply for her. It feels strangely like I am scolding myself because my face is there: Because this message is mean (I think he/she deserves it and it will do her some good to wake up her idea) I expect I will get some criticism from stupid people who...

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Obsession

Hello! Did anyone tell you that today is I LOVE MYSELF DAY? That's right, July 22 is I Love Myself Day! It is stated that all bloggers should post up as many pictures of themselves as they please and no one is supposed to say anything because it is I Love Myself Day, the one and only day where everyone is supposed to show how much they love themselves.  If you don't have a camera or a blog, I suggest that you rob someone of one. Go guess your friend's password and post some of your photos there. Your friend wouldn't mind, because it is I Love Myself Day and he is too busy loving himself to notice. If anyone critisizes you, it's ok! Just tell the fella merrily that it is I Love Myself Day! Watch as he says, "Orh, ok." and walk away...

While you prance about telling yourself how much you love yourself, also remember to give your dog a hug and don't leave him in the car coz it's really hot in there.



*whistles*





Oh yeah. I possibly should also mention that anyone who critisizes on the holy I Love Myself Day will be cursed forever! They will have no one to ever love them!!!



What are you waiting for? Go post photos of yourself on your blog now. It's the only day which u can do that without anyone saying you are narcisstic. =)

It's Sad Times We Live In

If u watched Around The World in Eighty days, you would have noticed that the cute scientist was chided for inventing stuff because the senior scientist said that it was a Golden Era they lived in, where everything that is supposed to be invented has already been invented. And that was much much earlier we are talking about, where there are no computers, no electricity, etc. We know now, for a sure thing, that that scientist was obviously talking bollocks, since many things have been invented after his little speech, including toasters and other useless what's-nots. How about now? Is it true now then? Since we have machines to capture sound, and sight (and they are selling very well), it leaves machines which capture smells, and touch and...

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We've got mail!

Previous blog entry about doctors apparently got to Dr Gerard Chuah - chairman of the Children's Medical Fund. Eh, very shockingly, he was not offended. Which is good, because being angry is not good for the heart (according to Fei Yu Ching who said he is very seldom angry which is why he is so healthy. Is gay sex healthy? Sorry, that was an irrelevant question)!!! I suspect Dr Chuah is not angry because I said he is good looking. Kidding!  ;) So anyway, here's the mail: Hi XiaXue! I read your blog and I think it is very funny! Well, doctors really don't make that much money-----just to correct that fallacy. I drive a Subaru, hardly go for any holidays and live quite simply actually. A few more clarifications: 1. Firstly, many doctors...

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From one media to another

Apparently some of us read the Sunday times in great detail because you all saw! Yes, a small part mentioned this site. Now, as an ex-journalist myself, I shall not be one to fuss over such a trivial matter as going ON THE NATION'S LARGEST CIRCULATING PAPERS OH MY GOD I AM ON THE STRAITS TIMES LAH CAN YOU BELIEVE IT OH MY GOD I AM HYPERVENTILATING WHILE QUIVERING IN NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS AND ALTERNATING BETWEEN PURE NIRVANA (how to spell?) AND A THOUSAND MEGA-WATT ORGASM!! Here's the article: Ah, I was smiling (because I have a sense of humour) at the not-too-glorious description of me as a cross between TalkingCock and what? right, Hokkien vulgarities, until I READ: "anonymous scribbler".   If I am supposed to be an anonymous scribber,...

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I am on my way to becoming a Sex GODDESS

In case you are one of those people who drifted aimlessly into my site today because it is the Best Singapore Blog 2003 (subject to the flawed voting system) or some other recommendation from other people, please do not be appalled that the first post you see is this one.   Because I am usually not so juvenile and self-absorbed. No wait, I am. But at least not every post is about my hair. Because this one is. The whole post is about it. And if you are one of those prima donnas who insist on reading only highly intellectual stuff (I am not saying my hair is not intelligent, but that might be an acquired taste for you), then please proceed to the next post below this one, where I blog in such a way that I seem...

That is me when I was 21, look a bit fat hor? Look very different from the top photo also, right?

 

Pretty? I love the white dress that my sister bought for me.

What's the point of letting these idiots think that I am Vivian?

I guess I just love praises, even if it weren't really for me.  *shrugs shoulders*

 

*An ex boyfriend, a very stupid one at that, was at Pandan reservior with me making out. Suddenly, a draft of extra stupid wind hit him and he mumbled in what he obviously thought was a thoughtful and clever manner: "Do you think there are sharks in the waters?" I told him that the reservior is ENCLOSED and not connected to the sea so that's impossible, unless our Goverment threw sharks into the waters to get rid of plankton. TRUE STORY. 

** When I was in Taiwan a driver told me that Singaporeans were no fight for the China people coz if every Chinese there were to just pee on our little island, everyone will drown immediately.