It has been long since I laughed so hard at a long complicated bunch of words. There you go:http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/seduction.htmghio ge peng (pardon my bad Hokkien, it means laugh till you die...

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Alright its really irritating. Sony imagestation is giving me problems so the pictures are all looking like white pictures with blue clocks on it. And why must it be so big? Well I thought those are ugly till I saw the small boxes with little red crosses. Infinitely worse. I would have to change a picture server. Meanwhile, has anyone saved the old pictures? They seem to be gone... I don't dare to think about it. I am freaking out now. Pardon me, I think I shall slam the TV and mutate the dog.*****Hi everyone I am back. Since this website is so ugly right now (I can't bare to look), please read my singtel site instead. All the action's there anyway.And one more thing: Make a wild guess.MY COM IS DOWN AGAIN.AGAIN.AGAIN.AGAIN.AGAIN.AGAIN.AGAIN.Can anyone buy me a cheapo computer? I offer sexual...

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Alrighty. People have been bugging me all day long to blog, so here is a fucking long entry, and don't complain!*****I can't believe it.Just when you think that the human population cannot get any dumber, you get an unpleasant surprise. Tadah! I just realised the only thing that doesnt have a cap on it is human stupidity. The Chinese say that there is always a "higher mountain". Thats rubbish coz its Everest. But there is no "most stupid". Each day it breaks a new record.Yesterday, I heard from Peiying that someone asked her if I am pregnant.Now, if you are not an avid reader, please scroll down 2 entries and read some.DUH!!!!DOUBLE DUH!Duh to infinity!Someone told me that I should stop using the "kidding" word too often, coz its killing the humour for people who get it you see. Well, see...

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