(continued) On a last note:U are very stupid indeed to come and insult on MY blog, coz I can easily *snaps fingers for effect* delete everything u write. In fact, I am gonna write with ur alias at the end of this very entry such that u apologize to me. =) Oh, I love cheap thrills, and the best thing is??The best thing is?You cannot do anything about it. Nanny nanny poo poo!Of course, there are several reasons for ur evilness. Oh heck, it could even be a combination of all the reasons.1) Ur name is Shui Xiang.2) U are a city harvest priest/cult member.3) U are the owner of the Ah lian blog. But then again, (i) I dun think she actually can read. (ii) Where are all the lorx and cums?4) U are a donkey. 5) U are the owner of a totally unsuccessful blog, possibly ur url is http://nobodyeverreadsme.blogspot.com....

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LOL.. I think I almost laughed my head off when I first saw my own blog today.For those of you who didn't see the tagboard entries, heres what someone wrote. And since the house above me seems to have taken a fetish to drilling in the mornings and I can't sleep, lets do some insults, shall we?antixiaxue: i think you are fat. admit it. no wonder we see pictures of your upper body only. when i first saw your pic, thought you were some china shitTo him (him coz I dunno ur gender) I say: hohoho... Too bad only u think I am fat. Oh wait Bernard said I am fat. So did EK, XF, June... Okie alright I am fat. SO??? Big fuck ah? Fat got fault ah? Fat cannot post photos izzit? Hmmmm if 42 kg is considered fat, I wonder what u describe Moses Lim as? If...

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I think I wrote too much in the past few entries. Can't imagine that one stupid story about Jonathon becomes 3 entries! Gosh. So I shall fill this entry with pictures. U groan and say that it will take a billions years for the page to load!AHA! But good things got to wait one mah. Just go play minesweeper a bit and when u come back, the page is magically filled with my words.Alternatively if u are one of those ppl who STILL dunno how the hell minesweeper works, u can go to Kazaa and download porn lor.Anyway, today's theme will be kinky. It is UNIFORMS.Ritz'sI look hideous in that pic and I am afraid no amount of photoshop can save me. And I suspect XF and PY wun like me to publish their pics too. Thus that jap girl's head.Who is that jap gal,...

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Alright enough about today.Lets talk about Jonathon.I found a love letter I once wrote to him. I think it sounds quite mushy so dun puke yeah?The princess felt warm lips softly touch her supple skin and a magical tingling feeling swept over her. Slowly, she opened her eyes, and let her senses recover from the long sleep. She felt strong hands on her own fragile ones, and when her pupils met his she immediately knew he was the one for her. Slipping a diamond ring onto her finger, the prince said huskily, "Marry me, my goddess.." She swallowed hard. Staring at the chiselled face and those deep set eyes, she could not bring herself to say the "Yes!" exploding in her heart but instead just nodded happily.NO! Wait... Wrong wrong wrong. Fairy tales cheat naive little girls into thinking those creatures...

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Lets start the blog entry with today's events first. Oh no this entry is gonna be super duper long again. Eddy the efficient engineer is no longer an engineer. He is an army boy all over again... Yup, reservist. I met up with him today for dinner with some of his army pals. Typically, I asked him whether his army friends are cute. Typically he said yes, very cute.U just can't expect a decent answer when u ask guys if their buddies are cute. They would surely say yes, and in the end turns out kannasai. U men shld stop deceiving us gals like that. It is very rude when we make a screwed up disgusted face when the said friend arrives. At least say "ok lar...", which is universal language for hideous, to let us have some preparations mah...I saw...

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(story continued. Blogger sucks.)Jonathon took over the phone and told me that he is actually with Gillian. I was crying like mad already at this point of time, so he volunteered to come to find me. He asked me to give him 2.5 hours.I told him from Orchard to CCK dun need two hours lor, he still wanna go watch movie with her izzit!He said he is sending her home. WTF! Still wanna send the slut home! Actually she is not a slut lar, but heck, I feel pissed with her stupidity. When Jonathon came finally, he came with gifts for me so I was relatively pacified. And then he had to spoil the moment by saying that the gifts are chosen by Gillian. Oh, so that successfully makes ME the unreasonable and horrible slut, since all they did while going out was to buy stuff for me, yet I made such a big fuss....

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(story continued. Blogger sucks.)So why did Jonathon break up with me?I like to think that it is coz he is a weirdo.Alright, it happened like this.First, a little introduction. Jon is in tp. His project group members consist of guys and 2 malay girls. Gillian (actually I think I forgot the name) is an IRC friend of his, who is attached herself, yet msgs Jonathon every single day.Her typical msg was like this: "I am having tuition now."WTF! I was with Jonathon the whole day so I know he did not ask her what she is doing. She is mad. I hate her! This kinda msg tell her bf lar, tell my bf for fuck! Jonathon claims he doesn't like Gillian, but Gillian once liked Jonathon before. They dun talk on the phone, and have known each other for ard a year, and met up 2 times before.That day Jonathon told...

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Two days ago when I was working at Ritz (whats new?) there was this English dinner. After English dinners chocolate pralines are served on this nice looking glass dish.Absolutely heavenly looking chocolate pralines. I looked left. Looked right. No manager looking. Popped one white chocolate praline into my mouth. WHOOOOSH! Orgasms rushing in! Ah, the tongue is a very good muscle indeed. The smooth and sweet white chocolate exterior was crushed by my eager teeth to spill out itz insides, soft wet hazelnut. It was as good as it lasted. But is one orgasm enough??? I dun get them from men, so eating chocolates is my only solution! I want more! I need more!I looked left. Looked right. No manager still. I stole all the remaining pralines and stuffed...

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Dammit, this is actually part of the previous blog but blogger claims it is too long to publish. I guess I am THAT longwinded. So this part is about Harry Potter anyway.For the ignorant/I dunch-read-what-everyone-else-is-reading people who dun know, The Order of The Phoenix comes in 2 different versions, the adults and kids version.The picture is what u get when u remove the paper cover from the adults version. Someone actually asked why I carry a bible around. I told her that J K Rowlings might write pretty well, but she is no god. That girl apparently had no idea who J K Rowlings was so she switched the topic, still convinced in her head that I am a loyal christian.Someone asked me why I bought the adults version instead of the kids one,...

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On Sunday, June 22, 2003, I wrote:For 3 days of the 6 days we are working, we have to wake up at 6 am coz some rich company is hosting a 3 day conference at Ritz for itz employees. Breakfast everyday.On Thursday, June 19, 2003, I wrote:So Pantene, Vidal Sassoon, H & S, Ascend and Rejoice all have a fair share of the market for their different target audience? Yeah right. They all belong to this disgustingly big company called Procter and Gamble. P & G. I know coz I once worked for them as a shampoo promoter. The building is so disgustingly big, and they are earning so much, that they can afford big plush cushions everywhere and a few playstations laying around for its employees to relax. Relax of course... Money is rolling in, why bother?P & G not only semi-monopolises the shampoo...

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I am too tired to blog. I only slept 2 hours yesterday! In fact, I met up with Bernard for dinner and when he sent me home on his bike, I actually fell asleep and dropped to the side, causing the bike to lean to the side as well. Very dangerous indeed. I think I would have killed both of us. He got very anxious and kept scolding me.Tml I will write about what everyone else is writing about. Harry potter of course. I actually bought the book okie! Alright nights everyone. Gosh I am so so so tired.Muacks to everyone who is nic...

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Theres alot to touch up on the webbie. I am supposed to reply to my readers' comments, repair that photo thingy, change the Mondor to Mordor, amongst other stuff.But I just got back from work, and tml I will have to wake up at 530 am to work at Ritz for some breakfast thingy. And I got stuff to blog about.I guess I shld start with lamenting first coz only after complaining can I feel better and I will be able to talk about the happy stuff. Oh gosh I really shld be sleeping.Alright. It is like this. Some 6 months ago, me, June and Clara went for an interview at the Pan Pacific Hotel for the post of banquet waitresses.June worked with me for a day and she decided the plates are a little too heavy for her liking. Thus she decided not to work anymore.In the wake of her resignment, I had to suffer....

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For the next few days till the 27th, I will be working at Ritz. Thats right, every single day starting from today. Xf predicts we will all die. She is a pessimistic girl. I look on the brighter side. I predict we will get ard $250 bucks after working there. No we wun die. We just wun have a life.For 3 days of the 6 days we are working, we have to wake up at 6 am coz some rich company is hosting a 3 day conference at Ritz for itz employees. Breakfast everyday.$250 is a relatively big amount of money, ain't it? If u are one of those extremely rich ppl who says no, please do marry me. A measly $250 a day for pocket money and I will be very happy.Is money all you care about?!! No. What about sex? And food. And clothes. Wow. I sound totally materialistic....

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Lets start with the usual crap, which nobody is interested in.I got good hair day today!You tear ur hair and and scream: WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR GOOD HAIR DAY! TELL ME ABOUT SEX! (or weather in the case of Eccentric Eddy.)Please understand to me the good hair day records are very important. In future, I intend do a research on the percentage of good hair day in my permed hair life. I have also found a trend. Good hair days always come when u dun need them. Eg today, the good hair day was not fully appreciated at all by any males I intend to attract.Not that males can tell the difference between a good and bad hair day anyway. But thats not the point. The point is, PY and Xf have all seen me thru my RV years when I looked hideous. They...

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Oh no I didn't have time to blog yesterday. Lets start now.Yesterday:I got a shock when I reached Jurong east mrt.Have u seen a more successful basker? Or are ppl at Jurong really so damn bo liao? Recently I keep getting traumatized by ex boyfriends. You know June and I, we have alot of lesbian photos.But I have never expected anyone to actually believe that she and I are lesbian partners. Well, stupidity is the only thing on earth that is really limitless. I saw one of my exs quite some time ago at a Levi's store. The only thing I could remember about him is that he studied at Bedok ITE. And that I got together with him coz he stays very near my old house at Queenstown. He broke off with me coz he said that I was a little too ugly for him....

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Lets talk about wealth today. Its sickening isn't it? Singapore is supposed to be democratic, so it means that everyone has a fair chance to be rich. Thats a whole truckload of bullshit. Lets see what happens when u are poor, and not smart enough to be a doctor or lawyer etc. How do u get rich?1) Start ur own business and see if it manages to succeed. Alright. So u start to import a kind of wondeful shampoo to Singapore. It is so wonderful, that it can totally make ur hair be shiny, smooth and soft. It is a tad more expensive coz it is imported though.Its properties are claimed by YOU. Who would believe u? Who will even HEAR what u have to say about ur product? Ahhh.. Advertisements. Would ppl do your ads for free? No. You have no money. And...

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